The Lord's Grace

Christian Humor

My First Time
22 June 2004

     The sky was dark
     The moon was high
     All alone
     Just her and I

     Her hair so soft
     Her eyes so blue
     I knew just what
     She wanted to do

     Her skin so soft
     Her legs so fine
     I ran my fingers
     Down her spine

     I didn't know how
     But I tried my best
     To place my hand
     On her breasts

     I remember my fear
     My fast beating heart
     But slowly she spread
     Her legs apart

     And when she did it
     I felt no shame
     All at once
     The white stuff came

     At last it's finished
     It's all over now
     My first time
     Milking a cow!