The Lord's Grace

Christian Humor

The Oil Shortage
25 Oct 2004

     A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

     Well, there's a very simple answer.

     Nobody bothered to check the oil.

     We just didn't know we were getting low.

     The reason for that is purely geographical.

     Our OIL is located in Alaska, California, Oklahoma and Texas.

     Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, D.C.