The Lord's Grace

Christian Humor

Be Careful What You Wish For
29 Aug 2000

     A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle.  He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.

     The genie says,  "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle.  In return I will grant you three wishes."

     The man says  "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want.  First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."  Poof!  There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

     He continues,  "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."  Poof!  There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

     He continues,  "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."  Poof!  There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of Swiss chocolates.