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Old Age Exercise
25 June 2001

     It is well documented that for every mile you jog.  You add one minute to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

     1.  My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.  She's 97 now and we don't know where she is.
     2.  The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
     3.  I joined a health club last year,spent about 400 bucks.  Haven't lost a pound.  Apparently you have to show up.
     4.  I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
     5.  I don't exercise at all.  If God meant us to touch our toes,  He would have put them further up on our body.
     6.  I like long walks,especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
     7.  I have flabby thighs,but fortunatly my stomach covers them.
     8.  The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healther.
     9.  If you are going to try cross-country sking, start with a small country.
    10.  I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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