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E-mail We've Been Waiting For
21 Apr 2002

     Finally, the e-mail we've all been waiting for.
     I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an e-mail!
     I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I DO forward an e-mail.
     Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money.  Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me, and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
     I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
     I will NEVER see a pop up window if I forward an e-mail, NEVER!
     My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail.
     There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
     There is no child with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything!  He did when he was 7 years old.  He is now Cancer-free and 35 years old and does not want any more Post Cards, Calling Cards, or Get-Well Cards.
     The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5cents for every e-mail we send.
     I will not let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend if I don't return an e-mail to them.  Or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.  If God wants to send me a message by using a PC, He certainly is not going to "test" me to see if I forward it to others.
     There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail.
     American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to.
     Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your teeth will fall out!

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