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The Lord's Grace
Poems
About the Lord's Grace
Christian Bumper Stickers
10 Oct 2000
1. Give God what's
right--, not what's left!
2. "Pray" is a four
letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).
3. Man's way leads
to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope!
4. A lot of kneeling
will keep you in good standing.
5. He who kneels
before God can stand before anyone!
6. To be almost
saved is to be totally lost.
7. We're too blessed
to be depressed.
8. In the sentence
of life the Devil may be a comma but DO NOT LET him be the PERIOD!
9. Don't put a question
mark where God put a period.
10. God loves everyone,
but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!
11. God grades on the
cross, not the curve.
12. Are you wrinkled with
burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
13. Prayer - Don't give
God instructions-just report for duty!
14. Wal-Mart isn't the
real saving place!
15. God doesn't want shares
of your life, He wants controlling interest!
16. Don't wait for 6 strong
men to take you to church.
17. A family altar can
alter a family.
18. We don't change the
message, the message changes us.
19. This Church is "Prayer
Conditioned"!
20. When God ordains,
He sustains.
21. WARNING: Exposure
to the Son may prevent burning!
22. Plan ahead, it wasn't
raining when Noah built the ark.
23. Most people want to
serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
24. Having truth decay?
Brush up on your Bible!
25. Exercise daily --
walk with the Lord!
26. Coincidence is when
God chooses to remain anonymous.
27. Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
28. Never give the devil
a ride! He will always want to drive!
29. Watch your step carefully!
Everyone else does!
30. A clean conscience
makes a soft pillow.
31. Nothing ruins the
truth like stretching it.
32 . You can tell how big a
person is by what it takes to discourage them.
33. He who is good at
making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
34. Kindness is difficult
to give away because it keeps coming back.
35. He who angers you
controls you!
36. Worry is the darkroom
in which "negatives" are developed.
37. Give Satan an inch
and he'll be your ruler.
38. For all you do, His
blood's for you!
39. Forbidden fruits create
many jams.
40. Be ye fishers of men
- you catch them - He will clean them.
41. Deciding not to choose
is still making a choice.
42. God doesn't call the
qualified, He qualifies the called.
43. "Read The Bible.....
It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!"
44. If God is your Co-pilot----Swap
seats!
45. Read the story about
"Honk If You Love Jesus"
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